Humor Columns

I would love to write humor columns. Unfortuantely, my writing seems to run more along the lines of heartfelt and angsty than uproariously funny.

I scrawled out several of 'em after highschool and took one to a local writer's group that met in a bookstore. I ran to the bathroom after passing it out. (Uh, I had to go -- really.) When I returned, the other writers all assured me with solemn faces that it had been quite funny, really funny in fact, and that I shouldn't give up. (Maybe THAT would be a good subject for a humor column!)

There are a lot of things to laugh about in the world. All I have to do is find some of them, and write some decent columns.... Maybe I'll post 'em here if I do.